Evil Sunz

The Evil Sunz clan is built entirely around a single sacred conviction: that going fast is its own reward, and that anything worth doing is worth doing at maximum, reckless velocity. Their warbikes, buggies, and trukks roar across battlefields painted a furious, unmistakable red, because every Evil Sunz mekboy knows the old and unshakeable truth that red vehicles go faster than any other color, regardless of what the engine underneath is actually capable of.

Where other clans debate tactics, Evil Sunz Orks tend to skip straight to the part where they floor the throttle and aim their vehicle directly at whatever looks most likely to explode on impact. Their preferred way of opening a battle is a headlong charge that leaves the enemy no time to form a coherent response, and their preferred way of ending one is usually the same maneuver, repeated until nothing is left standing.

Speed as Religion[edit]

To an Evil Sunz Ork, sitting still is close to a moral failing. Their Warbosses are rarely the biggest brawlers in an Ork army but are almost always the ones who arrive first, hit hardest, and vanish before anyone can properly retaliate. The clan has produced some of the finest vehicle crews and bike riders in Ork history, greenskins who treat a wrecked engine as a personal insult and a smooth-running one as a thing of genuine beauty, however held together by rust it might be.